People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Friday, September 30, 2011

September 30, 2011

"I think we may have beaten the bologna."
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September 29, 2011

"Could you hold the TARDIS?"
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

September 28, 2011

"Bunny moop!"
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Saturday, September 24, 2011

September 23, 2011

"If donkeys had thumbs, we'd all be in trouble."
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

September 20, 2011

"It's well known that internal gas will throw off prophetic powers."
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September 18, 2011

"I'm glad your skull has a skin coating."
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September 18, 2011

"Sorry I crushed your thumb in my Man Elbow."
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

September 9, 2011

"Do me a favor, Love, and grab my pet lionfish."
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Thursday, September 8, 2011

September 8, 2011

"I've got a seahorse of bacon."
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September 8, 2011

"Did you just karate chop a bug?"
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

September 6, 2011

"You stumbled over the word, 'Wub.'"
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Sunday, September 4, 2011

September 4, 2011

"I think I'll change Ellie's middle name to 'Halibut.'"*

*Note: Ellie is my daughter.  For the life of me, I said this to Karen not 11 hours ago, and we cannot recall how the hell it came up.  Perhaps it will come to me in a dream tonight.  Wish me luck.

PS - Just to show how awesome my daughter is, I told her I was going to change her middle name; she said, "lol, OK," and promptly changed her middle name to "Halibut" on Facebook.  That's my girl!
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September 4, 2011

"My feet are in jail!"
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