tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43340388818685906752024-03-13T14:04:57.485-04:00All the Time...Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comBlogger289125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-4665307944617496562020-03-09T21:41:00.001-04:002020-03-09T21:41:21.933-04:00March 9, 2020 - Part 2"My Myers-Briggs says I'm a JERK."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-57012694279081416232020-03-09T21:37:00.001-04:002020-03-09T21:37:18.122-04:00March 9, 2020 - Part 1"You don't quite comprehend my dilly-dallying proficiency."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-53485119527688572482020-02-24T00:00:00.002-05:002020-02-24T00:00:55.786-05:00February 24, 2020“I accidentally went to a Babar shop and got a French haircut that makes my ears stick out.”<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-77607723811878082182019-05-21T09:24:00.001-04:002019-05-21T09:24:39.239-04:00May 5, 2019 - Part 2"This sounded so easy with words..."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-56564637134114859062019-05-21T09:22:00.000-04:002019-05-21T09:23:21.003-04:00May 5, 2019 - Part 1"I just drained all my though juice for the day."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-54848826786194326732019-03-16T20:39:00.002-04:002019-03-16T20:39:12.408-04:00March 16, 2019 - Part 2"It's not the heat; it's the humanity."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-60993510259670035392019-03-16T20:38:00.001-04:002019-03-16T20:39:35.173-04:00March 16, 2019 - Part 1"Don't make me have to pull a surly squirrel off your face."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-15378541385849434802019-03-12T22:40:00.002-04:002019-03-12T22:40:43.091-04:00March 12, 2019 - Part 2"Great. I'm going to anthropomorphize myself into schizophrenia!"<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-59900403439566905142019-03-12T22:38:00.003-04:002019-03-12T22:38:57.645-04:00March 12, 2019 - Part 1"And yes, I used my bookmark to gauge the level of the testicles on that poster."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-89299475942429364862019-03-11T18:41:00.002-04:002019-03-11T18:41:42.296-04:00March 11, 2019 - Part 2"I'm not a generic customer anymore. This is my Andy Voice."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-10605447371299345042019-03-11T18:40:00.002-04:002019-03-11T18:40:58.301-04:00March 11, 2019 - Part 1"It's not often I root for a paper plate."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-90311298907383004752019-03-07T10:05:00.002-05:002019-03-07T10:05:15.050-05:00March 7, 2019 - Part 3"Waddle! Waddle for your lives!"<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-37431488110962335952019-03-07T10:04:00.002-05:002019-03-07T10:04:21.543-05:00March 7, 2019 - Part 2"Your face beeped at me."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-23234327070275835882019-03-07T10:00:00.004-05:002019-03-07T10:00:55.703-05:00March 7, 2019 - Part 1<span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">"Hemorrhoid cream is as close as I'm willing to get to a butt."</span><br />
<span style="white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span>Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-91251837330692741982018-10-23T20:01:00.002-04:002018-10-23T20:01:39.836-04:00October 23, 2018 - Part 2"We're not turning my beard into a hand puppet."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-85621285053307566772018-10-23T20:00:00.003-04:002018-10-23T20:00:12.846-04:00October 23, 2018 - Part 1"It looked right picturing it in my head, but my head was wrong."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-45132845495436806552018-10-17T13:18:00.003-04:002018-10-17T13:18:46.987-04:00October 17, 2018 - Part 2"Your head's starting to look normal to me again."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-15273289877709890132018-10-17T13:17:00.004-04:002018-10-17T13:17:46.311-04:00October 17, 2018 - Part 1"Dammit!" My wig has an axe in it!"<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-82766206065637689732018-10-14T14:56:00.002-04:002018-10-14T14:56:21.764-04:00October 14, 2018 - Part 3"Okay, I'll enjoy it, but I won't like it."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-41999305549168608012018-10-14T14:53:00.006-04:002018-10-14T14:53:53.994-04:00October 14, 2018 - Part 2"I think this is what my cryogenically frozen head would dream, but with more money."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-62427498109910953692018-10-14T14:51:00.000-04:002018-10-14T14:51:05.481-04:00October 14, 2018 - Part 1"My potential has gotten flabby from not being exercised."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-7855373380280415932018-07-30T22:57:00.001-04:002019-03-07T10:06:53.108-05:00July 30, 2018Said in our car: "Oh,good - in two minutes we can watch the...radio, as it plays the news."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-6565848658291504052018-06-01T08:26:00.002-04:002018-06-01T08:26:24.399-04:00June 1, 2018 - Part 3"I just don't understand agriculture."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-10302694849421683842018-06-01T08:25:00.002-04:002018-06-01T08:25:51.248-04:00Jue 1, 2018 - Part 2"Don't try to out me me."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334038881868590675.post-30405640770859754462018-06-01T08:24:00.001-04:002018-06-01T08:24:36.018-04:00June 1, 2018 - Part 1"I'm always hovering at the edge of normal."<br />
<br />Defiant Monkey Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02069173523208551892noreply@blogger.com