People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

July 5, 2016 - Part 1

"I thought you were euphemizing, but you were just vomiting."


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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

June 15, 2106 - Part 3

"I'm new to this 12-step approach to going to sleep."


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June 15, 2106 - Part 2

"How did being a pirate come into that at all?"


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June 15, 2106 - Part 1

"I bought a 3-way bulb, but it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be."


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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

May 18, 2016 - Part 2

"I don't think skunks understand technology, and thank God for that!"


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May 18, 2016 - Part 1

"There is no woe, only woo."


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Friday, May 6, 2016

May 6, 2016 - Part 2

"I just appalled myself."


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May 6, 2016 - Part 1

"I didn't want to barf in your mouth. I am nothing if not considerate."


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Thursday, May 5, 2016

Cinco de Mayo, 2016 - Part Tres

"In Mexico, my favorite band is 'What Yes and the Sunshine Band'"


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Cinco de Mayo, 2016 - Part Dos

"The old peanut butter looked too challenging to me."


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Cinco de Mayo, 2016 - Part Uno

"Why does our laundry basket look like Frank-N-Furter's stockings?"


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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

May 4, 2016

"I'm not asleep, I'm corporeal!"


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