People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

September 14, 2016 - Part 1

"Our feet were about to make out, then they got scared."

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Friday, September 2, 2016

September 2, 2016 - Part 3

"I just Turtle Waxed my digestive system."

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September 2, 2016 - Part 2

"Don't interrupt me; I'm trying to make this your fault!"

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September 2, 2016 - Part 1

"Godammit! I just crossed the road for a Gatorade!"

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Thursday, August 11, 2016

August 11, 2016 - Part 3

"Banks are just Rent-A-Centers for money."

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August 11, 2016 - Part 2

"I just saw a guy 'high five' the Do Not Walk sign!"

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August 11, 2016 - Part 1

"You're assuming that worms have lips."

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Thursday, July 7, 2016

July 7, 2016 - Part 3

"I feel like I'm marked for the hounds."

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July 7, 2016 - Part 2

"Jest Day is Cold Water Day."

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July 7, 2016 - Part 1

"Our bedroom is beginning to look like the office of a mad scientist...or a wizard."

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Tuesday, July 5, 2016

July 5, 2016 - Part 3

"The fruit of my loins has created loin fruit."

"We're all loin fruit."


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July 5, 2016 - Part 2

"Hey! 'I don't think so' means, 'Probably not!'"


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