March 22, 2016 - Part 2

"Aw, I have a stinky familiar."

March 22, 2016 - Part 1

"I want to smother you in kisses...made of pillows."

February 10, 2016 - Part 3

"You look like a million dollars - green, wrinkly, and with an old man on you."

February 10, 2016 - Part 2

"If I see a toe hovering over my head, I'm figuring it wants to 'pook!' me."

February 10, 2016 - Part 1

"It smells like an Oompa-Loompa locker room in here."

January 20, 2016 - Part 2

"I'm not so much an exotic dancer as an unusual dancer."

January 20, 2016 - Part 1

"I feel like I'm trying to fold dust bunnies."

January 16, 2016 - Part 3

"If heaven is real, shouldn't 'Til death do us part' be more of an 'Aloha' situation?"

January 16, 2016 - Part 2

"Would you stop doing my hair's sound effects?"

January 16, 2016 - Part 1

"Hand shadows! Oh, wait...that's a whacked-out bird."

January 13, 2016 - Part 2

"He got to ass-slap Eric Idle!"

January 13, 2016 - Part 1

"Not now, Pepper - I'm playing Fruit Ninja."