People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Monday, April 17, 2017

April 17, 2017

"We're all time travelers. We just do it in the traditional way."

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

March 8, 2017 - Part 3

"I'm Schrödinger's Pain-in-the-Ass. Until you directly observe me, you can't tell whether or not I'm a pain-in-the-ass."