People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

August 30, 2011

"AHHH!  I've defiled my director's gift!"

August 4, 2011

"It was going to be the squirrel, but I would have had to have taken off his manacles."

August 3, 2011

"Fairy farts at dentist time!"

August 2, 2011

"If we get desperate for another baby head, I do have one in my glove box, but I really want Colin Mochrie to autograph it."

July 31, 2011

"Don't scrock "SHHH!" into my open, laughin' mouth!"

July 8, 2011

"There's a baby-doll head in the bowl of eyes."

July 4, 2011

"That one black sock is cross-eyed."

June 24, 2011

"Yes, Sandy Duncan died from an exploding eye!"

June 14, 2011

"I was 'dog pleased,' not 'stick pleased.'"

June 13, 2011

"I can see that guy kissin' the lawyer."