December 16, 2011

"You're squeezing my neck with your face muscles!"

November 12, 2011

"Oh no, I gave him an elbow cold!"

October 10, 2011

"Mmm...Orange marmoset on my toast."

December 10, 2011

"We'll keep watch for an eyeball until then."

December 9, 2011

"I guess we've got to take the mustache off the mixer."

November 29, 2011

"Oh great - now we have to make another spray-bottle of blood."

November 28, 2011

"Did you just 'Meh' the microwave?"

November 12, 2011

"Green is a good color - it's the color of mucous...and money."

October 21, 2011

"You know it's bad when you can't poke the spoon through the pudding skin."

October 20, 2011

"While you were unconscious your face looked purdy good."

June 10, 2011

"Everything's better with mayhem."

March 3, 2011

"Maybe you should be seeing a grammatologist!"

January 24, 2011

"I think scifi of old overestimated the future use of colored plastic."

Date Unknown (Although it was a Monday.)

"Go for the robots!"

October 31, 2011

"I have a lot of bottled-up cuteness in my colon."

October 23, 2011

"I was just chasing you with wax!"

October 14, 2011

"This would be awesome to put an eyeball in."

October 10, 2011

"Good Dream Fairy Can-Cans...that's where Good Dream Fairy Fart-Farts come from ."

October 3, 2011

"Oh no, you're gonna cat-ass me with the tongue!"

September 30, 2011

"I think we may have beaten the bologna."

September 29, 2011

"Could you hold the TARDIS?"

September 28, 2011

"Bunny moop!"

September 23, 2011

"If donkeys had thumbs, we'd all be in trouble."

September 20, 2011

"It's well known that internal gas will throw off prophetic powers."

September 18, 2011

"I'm glad your skull has a skin coating."

September 18, 2011

"Sorry I crushed your thumb in my Man Elbow."

September 9, 2011

"Do me a favor, Love, and grab my pet lionfish."

September 8, 2011

"I've got a seahorse of bacon."

September 8, 2011

"Did you just karate chop a bug?"

September 6, 2011

"You stumbled over the word, 'Wub.'"

September 4, 2011

"I think I'll change Ellie's middle name to 'Halibut.'"*

*Note: Ellie is my daughter.  For the life of me, I said this to Karen not 11 hours ago, and we cannot recall how the hell it came up.  Perhaps it will come to me in a dream tonight.  Wish me luck.

PS - Just to show how awesome my daughter is, I told her I was going to change her middle name; she said, "lol, OK," and promptly changed her middle name to "Halibut" on Facebook.  That's my girl!

September 4, 2011

"My feet are in jail!"

August 31, 2011

"This is gonna wash up in Vancouver!"

August 30, 2011

"AHHH!  I've defiled my director's gift!"

August 4, 2011

"It was going to be the squirrel, but I would have had to have taken off his manacles."

August 3, 2011

"Fairy farts at dentist time!"

August 2, 2011

"If we get desperate for another baby head, I do have one in my glove box, but I really want Colin Mochrie to autograph it."

July 31, 2011

"Don't scrock "SHHH!" into my open, laughin' mouth!"

July 8, 2011

"There's a baby-doll head in the bowl of eyes."

July 4, 2011

"That one black sock is cross-eyed."

June 24, 2011

"Yes, Sandy Duncan died from an exploding eye!"

June 14, 2011

"I was 'dog pleased,' not 'stick pleased.'"

June 13, 2011

"I can see that guy kissin' the lawyer."