"I think your theory is wrong. OW! MY EYES!!!"
People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Friday, October 7, 2016
October 7, 2016 - Part 1
"I've had 2 great revelations today: potential energy is stupid, and human bones are ivory."
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Friday, September 2, 2016
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Thursday, July 7, 2016
July 7, 2016 - Part 1
"Our bedroom is beginning to look like the office of a mad scientist...or a wizard."
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Friday, May 6, 2016
Thursday, May 5, 2016
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Friday, April 22, 2016
April 22, 2016 - Part 3
"If a play falls in the woods and there's no audience to see it, is it still theatre?"
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Thursday, April 7, 2016
April 7, 2016 - Part 1
"I don't want you to have to get home from work, change, then run out and meet a cow for an hour and a half."
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
February 10, 2016 - Part 3
"You look like a million dollars - green, wrinkly, and with an old man on you."
February 10, 2016 - Part 2
"If I see a toe hovering over my head, I'm figuring it wants to 'pook!' me."
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Saturday, January 16, 2016
January 16, 2016 - Part 3
"If heaven is real, shouldn't 'Til death do us part' be more of an 'Aloha' situation?"
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
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