People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

April 7, 2016 - Part 1

"I don't want you to have to get home from work, change, then run out and meet a cow for an hour and a half."