People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Saturday, June 7, 2014

May 28, 2014

"Alright, I don't want to say anything that I'll have to write down."

Friday, June 6, 2014

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Saturday, May 24, 2014

May 17, 2014

"Sorry, honey - I can't take you to Toronto this weekend; a Sondheim musical came up."

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Thursday, May 15, 2014

December 8, 2013

"If I have learned one lesson, it's not to buy cheap 'Hello, My Name Is' stickers."

Wednesday, May 14, 2014