People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

April 14, 2014

"I don't have a Nordic Track, but I do have a Vaudeville Track."