People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Friday, December 23, 2011

December 16, 2011

"You're squeezing my neck with your face muscles!"
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November 12, 2011

"Oh no, I gave him an elbow cold!"
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October 10, 2011

"Mmm...Orange marmoset on my toast."
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

December 10, 2011

"We'll keep watch for an eyeball until then."
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December 9, 2011

"I guess we've got to take the mustache off the mixer."
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Friday, December 9, 2011

November 29, 2011

"Oh great - now we have to make another spray-bottle of blood."
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November 28, 2011

"Did you just 'Meh' the microwave?"
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November 12, 2011

"Green is a good color - it's the color of mucous...and money."
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October 21, 2011

"You know it's bad when you can't poke the spoon through the pudding skin."
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October 20, 2011

"While you were unconscious your face looked purdy good."
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June 10, 2011

"Everything's better with mayhem."
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March 3, 2011

"Maybe you should be seeing a grammatologist!"
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January 24, 2011

"I think scifi of old overestimated the future use of colored plastic."
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Date Unknown (Although it was a Monday.)

"Go for the robots!"
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