People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

June 28, 2014

"What does it take to get a gold piggy around here?"
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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

June 24, 2014

"Did you put the suction pig in the tape?"
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Friday, June 20, 2014

June 20, 2014

"We are 'last dose' intolerant."
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Thursday, June 19, 2014

June 19, 2014

"I been pig-nibbled like I was a cookie!"
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June 19, 2014

"I been pig-nibbled like I was a cookie!"
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

June 17, 2014

"I sat on gross!"
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Monday, June 16, 2014

June 16, 2014

"Oh great, I have a conjoined pig."
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Friday, June 13, 2014

June 13, 2014

"And I was mildly appalled by a blueberry."
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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

June 11, 2014

"Yeah - smells like someone's burning a fish out here."
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

June 10, 2014

"These pliers have Swedish Fish all over them."
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Saturday, June 7, 2014

May 28, 2014

"Alright, I don't want to say anything that I'll have to write down."
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Friday, June 6, 2014

May 30, 2014

"I figure being 'Shanghaied' is easier with water."
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Wednesday, June 4, 2014

May 18, 2014

"Awesome ear-telegraph call-back!"
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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

May 29, 2014

"Hank, an inside-out cat is not a LOL cat."
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