"I think I'll change Ellie's middle name to 'Halibut.'"*
*Note: Ellie is my daughter. For the life of me, I said this to Karen not 11 hours ago, and we cannot recall how the hell it came up. Perhaps it will come to me in a dream tonight. Wish me luck.
PS - Just to show how awesome my daughter is, I told her I was going to change her middle name; she said, "lol, OK," and promptly changed her middle name to "Halibut" on Facebook. That's my girl!