November 20, 2015 - Part 3

"It would be less gruesome with puppets."

November 20, 2015 - Part 2

"It's hard to fade out a mouth tuba."

November 20, 2015 - Part 1

"I think the 80's was a breeding ground for social anxiety disorder."

September 22, 2015 - Part 2

"Ach! I just had a pepper bomb go off in my teeth!"

September 22, 2015 - Part 1

"Necessity is the mother of milkshakes."

September 20, 2015 - Part 5

"Could you please repress your anger a little more? I can still hear it."

September 20, 2015 - Part 4

"If eggs came out without the shells, no one would eat eggs."

September 20, 2015 - Part 3

"I merried myself into a concussion."

September 20, 2015 - Part 2

"Hey! Where's that fish's hat?"

September 20, 2015 - Part 1

"Gimmee a spoonful - I'm going to do something horrible with it."

August 31, 2015 - Part 3

"Deli counter workers are meat baristas."

August 31, 2015 - Part 2

"I can replace lots of words with 'beard'!"

August 31, 2015 - Part 1

"Do, or do not. There is no Dana, only Zuul...ander."

August 18, 2015 - Part 3

"We should track our monkey suit!"

August 18, 2015 - Part 2

"I could really use a sip of water, but I'll go for the kiss."

August 18, 2015 - Part 1

"Oh, no! Our cassette player has been monkeyed!"

July 22, 2015 - Part 2

"Sure wish I could remember why we changed Eleanor's middle name to 'Halibut'."

July 22, 2015 - Part 1

"Genius is insanity plus perspective."

July 3, 2015 - Part 3

"I was just looking for it when my mouth oil went off."

July 3, 2015 - Part 2

"Oh, no! I'm having a character!"

July 3, 2015 - Part 1

"I cannot brush my teeth with cotton in my ears."

July 1, 2015 - Part 3

"I've been chastised by a rubber dinosaur."

July 1, 2015 - Part 2

"I'm being stalked by an Inca."

July 1, 2015 - Part 1

"My gatekeepers aren't awake yet."

June 19, 2015 - Part 3

"Self employed in a 9-5 body."

June 19, 2015 - Part 2

"Your amusement crushed my head!"

June 19, 2015 - Part 1

"You can have my Vanilla Charleston Chew. (PAUSE) There's just about everything wrong with that sentence."

June 19, 2015

"Great - I see your bra and I think of dung beetles."

June 18, 2015 - Part 3

"Pirate vaccines cause arrrtism."

June 18, 2015 - Part 2

"You screamed at my hands!"

June 18, 2015 - Part 1

"Ow, my rivets are cold!"

June 8, 2015 - Part 3

"I'm brushing my hair - it's kind of...noisy."

June 8, 2015 - Part 2

"I wanna be wrapped in the Lockport Star like a dead fish."

June 8, 2015 - Part 1

"I have to write down, 'Grampa's Weepy Eye!' "

May 26, 2015 - Part 2

"Yeah, that's what you get for playing a fast song with your nose!"

May 26, 2015 - Part 1

"There's a clam and a one-eyed monster on our hurdy-gurdy."

May 25, 2015 - Part 2

"Oh, I didn't realize this was a fashion show - The Caftan and Chenille."

May 25, 2015 - Part 1

"It's Aikido."
"It's octopus!"

May 5, 2015 - Part 3

"If there's snow on your skull, there's trouble."

May 5, 2015 - Part 2

"We're trying to logically decide where to split the sentence, 'Do it yourself Dad Balls.' "

May 14, 2015 - Part 1

"We're nothin' more than meat-coated skeletons."

March 17, 2015 - Part 2

"Here - would you like more shirt?"

March 17, 2015 - Part 1

"I left the tomato in my basket."

March 7, 2015 - Part 3

"What does it take to get a gold piggy around here?!"

March 7, 2015 - Part 2

"This sandwich tastes like bird."

March 7, 2015 - Part 1

"I am Klee'nex from the planet Boo-gar."

February 18, 2015 - Part 2

"They're putting people into, commas."

February 18, 2015 - Part 1

"I didn't realize there was another component to it other than being squashed."

February 13, 2015 - Part 2

"Van de Graaff is from a different generation."

February 13, 2015 - Part 1

"You have to hear the beard."

February 7, 2015 - Part 2

"Hands Down just saved us from the chimney!"

February 7, 2015 - Part 1

"Ach - Philosophical bagels!"

February 3, 2015 - Part 2

"I got a monkey on my back, and it's a robot."

February 3, 2015 - Part 1

"I made air quotes so hard I hurt myself."

February 1, 2015 - Part 3

"Your mouth says 'No,' but your eyes say, 'Stop it.'"

February 1, 2015 - Part 2

"Where did Window Kitty get a theremin?"

February 1, 2015 - Part 1

"That makes funnier sense."

January 23, 2015

"I can do math; I'm a cutie-patootie."

January 10, 2015

"There's no nurse in Cheese Bouncing!"

January 8, 2015

"Where are we gonna put it? We'll have to move the heads."

January 7, 2015

"Did Odin have 2 ravens?"

" 'Sweet Odin's ravens!' - Yes."*

*While we realize now that this is a misquoting of Ron Burgundy, Odin does in fact have two ravens, Huginn and Muninn.

January 3, 2015

"I never thought I'd ask this, but is 'bootylicious' one word?"