People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

January 20, 2016 - Part 2

"I'm not so much an exotic dancer as an unusual dancer."

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January 20, 2016 - Part 1

"I feel like I'm trying to fold dust bunnies."

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Saturday, January 16, 2016

January 16, 2016 - Part 3

"If heaven is real, shouldn't 'Til death do us part' be more of an 'Aloha' situation?"
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January 16, 2016 - Part 2

"Would you stop doing my hair's sound effects?"
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January 16, 2016 - Part 1

"Hand shadows! Oh, wait...that's a whacked-out bird."
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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

January 13, 2016 - Part 2

"He got to ass-slap Eric Idle!"
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January 13, 2016 - Part 1

"Not now, Pepper - I'm playing Fruit Ninja."
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