People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

February 10, 2016 - Part 3

"You look like a million dollars - green, wrinkly, and with an old man on you."

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February 10, 2016 - Part 2

"If I see a toe hovering over my head, I'm figuring it wants to 'pook!' me."

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February 10, 2016 - Part 1

"It smells like an Oompa-Loompa locker room in here."

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