November 16, 2017 - Part 4

"Gonna cut open Rudy Vallee like a tauntaun!"

November 16, 2017 - Part 3

"One should never barf into an open wound, unless it's somebody you don't like."

November 16, 2017 - Part 2

"My D&D name was 'Considerate Ass-Slapper.' I was Chaotic Naughty."

November 16, 2017 - Part 1

"I'm unfettered, within limits."

July 27, 2017 - Part 4

"Stop having my side of the conversation! You've talked about this!"

July 27, 2017 - Part 3

"I can never tell if you're singing or yelling."

July 27, 2017 - Part 2

"I wasn't running away, I was off-balance!"

July 27, 2017 - Part 1

"I can't diminish how important this is..."

April 27, 2017

"Gravity, Andy. Take it into account!"

April 22, 2017

"I'm not crying; I'm allergic...to sadness."

April 17, 2017

"We're all time travelers. We just do it in the traditional way."

March 8, 2017 - Part 3

"I'm Schrödinger's Pain-in-the-Ass. Until you directly observe me, you can't tell whether or not I'm a pain-in-the-ass."

March 8, 2017 - Part 2

"I'm tryin' to make straight lines here - don't make me laugh!"

March 8, 2017 - Part 1

"What does that license plate say?"

"It says, 'I have a stupid license plate'."