People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

March 8, 2017 - Part 3

"I'm Schrödinger's Pain-in-the-Ass. Until you directly observe me, you can't tell whether or not I'm a pain-in-the-ass."


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March 8, 2017 - Part 2

"I'm tryin' to make straight lines here - don't make me laugh!"


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March 8, 2017 - Part 1

"What does that license plate say?"

"It says, 'I have a stupid license plate'."


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