People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

October 23, 2018 - Part 2

"We're not turning my beard into a hand puppet."

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October 23, 2018 - Part 1

"It looked right picturing it in my head, but my head was wrong."

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

October 17, 2018 - Part 2

"Your head's starting to look normal to me again."

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October 17, 2018 - Part 1

"Dammit!" My wig has an axe in it!"

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Sunday, October 14, 2018

October 14, 2018 - Part 3

"Okay, I'll enjoy it, but I won't like it."

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October 14, 2018 - Part 2

"I think this is what my cryogenically frozen head would dream, but with more money."

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October 14, 2018 - Part 1

"My potential has gotten flabby from not being exercised."

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Monday, July 30, 2018

July 30, 2018

Said in our car: "Oh,good - in two minutes we can watch the...radio, as it plays the news."

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Friday, June 1, 2018

June 1, 2018 - Part 3

"I just don't understand agriculture."

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Jue 1, 2018 - Part 2

"Don't try to out me me."

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June 1, 2018 - Part 1

"I'm always hovering at the edge of normal."

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Sunday, April 1, 2018

April 1, 2018 - Part 4

"We should do a 1-person show..."

"Stop. That sentence is wrong."

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April 1, 2018 - Part 3

"My lips are how I like my humor: tacky and dry."

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April 1, 2018 - Part 2

"How you never want to be described as a lover: ham-handed."

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April 1, 2018 - Part 1

"That guy needs his bolts tightened."

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