People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

May 5, 2019 - Part 2

"This sounded so easy with words..."

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May 5, 2019 - Part 1

"I just drained all my though juice for the day."

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

March 16, 2019 - Part 2

"It's not the heat; it's the humanity."

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March 16, 2019 - Part 1

"Don't make me have to pull a surly squirrel off your face."

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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

March 12, 2019 - Part 2

"Great. I'm going to anthropomorphize myself into schizophrenia!"

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March 12, 2019 - Part 1

"And yes, I used my bookmark to gauge the level of the testicles on that poster."

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Monday, March 11, 2019

March 11, 2019 - Part 2

"I'm not a generic customer anymore. This is my Andy Voice."

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March 11, 2019 - Part 1

"It's not often I root for a paper plate."

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Thursday, March 7, 2019

March 7, 2019 - Part 3

"Waddle! Waddle for your lives!"

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March 7, 2019 - Part 2

"Your face beeped at me."

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March 7, 2019 - Part 1

"Hemorrhoid cream is as close as I'm willing to get to a butt."
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