People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

May 6, 2012

"Oh no - I just 'Zoidberged' my phone!"
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April 14, 2012

"We just berated the timer."
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March 30, 2012

"I was going to go for 'robbed,' but I decided to go for 'herpes' instead."
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February 12, 2012

"What were you saying before I rudely interrupted with a runaway bean?"
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Saturday, May 12, 2012

March 15, 2012

"You are the Morton Thiokol of going to bed."
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February 2, 2012

"Ah, I'm wearin' pants!"
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Friday, May 11, 2012

January 21, 2012

"Yes, this is the Ladyhawk of dairy products."
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December 29, 2011

"That's what you get for bein' flingy!"
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

December 24, 2011

"Dorothy's gone - I can try out the Mexican Hat Dance again!"

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December 23, 2011

"It's hard to sigh like a Dalek."

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November 25, 2011

"I fogged Tigger!"

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Friday, December 23, 2011

December 16, 2011

"You're squeezing my neck with your face muscles!"
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