People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

October 31, 2011

"I have a lot of bottled-up cuteness in my colon."
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October 23, 2011

"I was just chasing you with wax!"
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

October 14, 2011

"This would be awesome to put an eyeball in."
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October 10, 2011

"Good Dream Fairy Can-Cans...that's where Good Dream Fairy Fart-Farts come from ."
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October 3, 2011

"Oh no, you're gonna cat-ass me with the tongue!"
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Friday, September 30, 2011

September 30, 2011

"I think we may have beaten the bologna."
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September 29, 2011

"Could you hold the TARDIS?"
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

September 28, 2011

"Bunny moop!"
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Saturday, September 24, 2011

September 23, 2011

"If donkeys had thumbs, we'd all be in trouble."
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

September 20, 2011

"It's well known that internal gas will throw off prophetic powers."
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September 18, 2011

"I'm glad your skull has a skin coating."
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September 18, 2011

"Sorry I crushed your thumb in my Man Elbow."
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