"You're squeezing my neck with your face muscles!"
People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Sunday, September 4, 2011
September 4, 2011
"I think I'll change Ellie's middle name to 'Halibut.'"*
*Note: Ellie is my daughter. For the life of me, I said this to Karen not 11 hours ago, and we cannot recall how the hell it came up. Perhaps it will come to me in a dream tonight. Wish me luck.
PS - Just to show how awesome my daughter is, I told her I was going to change her middle name; she said, "lol, OK," and promptly changed her middle name to "Halibut" on Facebook. That's my girl!
*Note: Ellie is my daughter. For the life of me, I said this to Karen not 11 hours ago, and we cannot recall how the hell it came up. Perhaps it will come to me in a dream tonight. Wish me luck.
PS - Just to show how awesome my daughter is, I told her I was going to change her middle name; she said, "lol, OK," and promptly changed her middle name to "Halibut" on Facebook. That's my girl!
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
August 4, 2011
"It was going to be the squirrel, but I would have had to have taken off his manacles."
August 2, 2011
"If we get desperate for another baby head, I do have one in my glove box, but I really want Colin Mochrie to autograph it."
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