People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

December 29, 2012

"I think the average person would pay $10 for a good jarred fart."
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December 26, 2012

"I feel like an animated GIF."
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Thursday, December 20, 2012

December 20, 2012

"I'm glad you put baby Jesus' helmet back on."
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Saturday, December 15, 2012

December 14, 2012

"It's the '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' of Christmas songs."
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December 13, 2012

"I just waited for the poetic paint to dry."
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December 11, 2012

"You are a strong woman.  You don't need some pig with a hand up her ass to tell you so!"
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August 2, 2012

"There - Now we have a mostly Vaseline-free tongue."
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May 29, 2012

"I would be upset if I was getting the next pizza after the one in the porn movie because it would be all cold and stuff."
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May 6, 2012

"Oh no - I just 'Zoidberged' my phone!"
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April 14, 2012

"We just berated the timer."
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March 30, 2012

"I was going to go for 'robbed,' but I decided to go for 'herpes' instead."
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February 12, 2012

"What were you saying before I rudely interrupted with a runaway bean?"
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