People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
May 29, 2012
"I would be upset if I was getting the next pizza after the one in the porn movie because it would be all cold and stuff."
