People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

April 19, 2012

"You really don't want me to slap you in the face like a snooze bar."