People ask us, "Are you like this all the time?" Our answer: "Yep." As evidence, we've been keeping track of some of the more...unusual...things that pop out of our mouths during the day. We don't write down the context or meaning; in most cases we've since forgotten what they were anyway. Please enjoy responsibly.
Monday, November 18, 2013
April 26, 2013
"I wanted to make my eggs worried, but the ketchup came out too fast."
