April 22, 2016 - Part 3

"If a play falls in the woods and there's no audience to see it, is it still theatre?"

April 22, 2016 - Part 2

"Your mouth says, 'No,' but your eyes say, 'Stop it!'"

April 22, 2016 - Part 1

"Are you conjugating 'pocket'?"

April 19, 2016 - Part 3

"Everything Mexican in this house sounds the same."

April 19, 2016 - Part 2

"I'd rather not forcefully eject dill pickle soup all over you."

April 19, 2016 - Part 1

"Would you like some flavored bacteria milk?"

April 14, 2016 - Part 3

"I thought it was 10 after 1:00, but it was just the barometer."

April 14, 2016 - Part 2

"Oh no! I've got 'Gramma pockets!'"

April 14, 2016 - Part 1

"It's always good to rotate your monkeys."

April 12, 2016 - Part 3

"This is how spirituals get written."

April 12, 2016 - Part 2

"I can't afford cigarettes, so I just decided to take up coughing."

April 12, 2016 - Part 1

"I threw out a ball at the the baseball game. I was laid up for weeks."

April 9, 2016 - Part 2

"AHHH! Move it! Don't make me kill the first robin of Spring!"

April 9, 2016 - Part 1

"Oh no! My skeleton wants to dance!"

April 7, 2016 - Part 3

"It was Opposite Day in Parallel World."

April 7, 2016 - Part 2

"I stuck my finger up my however."

April 7, 2016 - Part 1

"I don't want you to have to get home from work, change, then run out and meet a cow for an hour and a half."